Category: tinder

PART 2 OF 2. So #untrollableguy is the same as always. I was…

PART 2 OF 2.

So #untrollableguy is the same as always. I was going to out needy him but that’s just impossible so I made up the mummy and no sex thing to see if that would change things. He hasn’t changed in that he wants a pic and to meet up straight away and when-God forbid- you don’t answer straight away because you aren’t logged on he cracks it. As you can see he doesn’t take it well when I am not online and when I try to tell him he comes across as needy and that raises red flags as well as his temper he won’t see it!

PART 1 OF 2: So #untrollableguy is the same as always. I was…

PART 1 OF 2:

So #untrollableguy is the same as always. I was going to out needy him but that’s just impossible so I made up the mummy and no sex thing to see if that would change things. He hasn’t changed in that he wants a pic and to meet up straight away and when-God forbid- you don’t answer straight away because you aren’t logged on he cracks it. As you can see he doesn’t take it well when I am not online and when I try to tell him he comes across as needy and that raises red flags as well as his temper he won’t see it!

Tinder tips:

Some of my thoughts on Tinder (via my blog that’s just for Tinder craziness):

“Your gym selfies are to us what snapchat dog filters on our pics are to you: annoying as fuck. Gym pics are a swipe left.”

“Netflix and chill was a thing in 2015. Having it on your profile in the later part of 2017 is a no thanks from me.”

“A dog in a profile pic gets an auto like from me. Men of tinder take note: animals make a guy prezacaly 203% hotter. *real stat, I got it off Abraham Lincoln.”

“If you make at least two spelling mistakes in one sentence then it’s an auto swipe left. How hard is is it to use auto correct?

E.G – ‘I’m hear looking for mh soulmate.’

Sigh.”

“If a guys eyeliner in their profile pic is much better than you could ever do yourself it’s an auto swipe left!”

“What’s with all these emoji bios? Just a line or even two of them? Dude I’m too lazy to sit and decipher your emoji code! Use your words buddy, use your words….”

“Is it just me or is it weird writing your tinder bio in a different language? We speak English not Greenlandish…..”

Tinder guy: Hi A. What are you doing on the weekend of the 14th?

Tinder guy: Hi A. What are you doing on the weekend of the 14th?
Me: Not much I don’t think.
Tinder guy: Cool. Wanna do me?

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ANON SUBMISSION.

ANON SUBMISSION.

Well….that escalated quickly?

Well….that escalated quickly?

Lol love it! ??

Lol love it! ??

Uhhhh oh-Kay then?

Uhhhh oh-Kay then?

Really….?

Really….?