Category: tinder

Maybe I’m old fashioned but I don’t think there’s anything wrong with a bit of banter (and given my profile said I was a serial killer you’d expect some response to that). And I was pretty turned off by his reaction as well as the wanting to be told his looks are good and the fact it took him just over 20 minutes to ask for sex. I unmatched then. Admittedly I use tinder to have some cool chats or find some fuckboys to troll but still. Ugh.

The other day i decided to literally match every guy I could find on tinder and ask them some slightly unusual questions. Some of them were great about it, some not so much. Some gave answers, others called me weird or unmatched me. These were some of the better ones.

The other day i decided to literally match every guy I could find on tinder and ask them some slightly unusual questions. Some of them were great about it, some not so much. Some gave answers, others called me weird or unmatched me. These were some of the better ones.

The other day i decided to literally match every guy I could find on tinder and ask them some slightly unusual questions. Some of them were great about it, some not so much. Some gave answers, others called me weird or unmatched me. These were some of the better ones.

Am I missing something here? Is turkey a code word you randomly throw into a chat? And is it expected that one replies instantly? Help me out please. I’m unsure why this ones unhappy. (Phone no censored.)

‪Though I didn’t specify that the trying to work out what I did wrong was man based…

Well then why the f*ck did you swipe right then Jay? 🤷‍♀️🙄

I wasn’t entirely sure until the 3rd message if he was calling me a ho or making a Christmas reference given ‘tis the season. As I’m a grinch-lunch type I think I’d have preferred option 1.

Presumably not at the same time “Sean” the catfish from “Oxford” of “The Best Airline”?

A truly great thing has happened! Tinder did not realise I am one determined soul (read: I was bored absolutely fucking shitless!) and last night I put my UK sim in my phone and used some of the data on it to sign up using that number. It won’t last long I’m sure. Still: I’m back bitches!!!