Category: tagged

He was a tad angry now wasn’t he? No wonder he…

He was a tad angry now wasn’t he? No wonder he’s single. Ickkkkk.

He was a tad angry now wasn’t he? No wonder he…

He was a tad angry now wasn’t he? No wonder he’s single. Ickkkkk.

Why he no reply??? 😭🤷‍♀️

Why he no reply??? 😭🤷‍♀️

Points for persistence?

Points for persistence?

Yes!

Yes!

Was this dude for real or someone being a smar…

Was this dude for real or someone being a smartarse?

Was this dude for real or someone being a smar…

Was this dude for real or someone being a smartarse?

Was this dude for real or someone being a smar…

Was this dude for real or someone being a smartarse?

ANON SUBMISSION: She wrote that the dates on t…

ANON SUBMISSION: She wrote that the dates on tagged are quite outta whack as they’re never in order but added does she just send the simon Cowell it’s a no from me meme to him?

ME: Guessing he can’t take a hint?

As I may have mentioned lately I’m getting a t…

As I may have mentioned lately I’m getting a tonne of messages from overseas men not just on Facebook but also on the dating sites. Normally I used to just ignore them. Although occasionally I’d play with them a bit until they realised I was kidding and went off (remember my Egyptian friend Gamal who wasn’t happy when I sent him a photo of me and my pet hippogriff Buckbeak or another guy who I had convinced i was a three boobed alien?). Lately however I’ve found myself toying with these men more and more. It’s like no fuckboy scammer you aren’t getting a visa or money for a visa from me buddy. But you WILL get fucked with.

On that note I present Rehman who has totally believed my crazy arse story. It’s only that he has been a bit annoyed at my disappearing whilst on holiday that he’s gone quiet so I thought I may as well end it and post it here for your enjoyment.