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As I may have mentioned lately I’m getting a t…

As I may have mentioned lately I’m getting a tonne of messages from overseas men not just on Facebook but also on the dating sites. Normally I used to just ignore them. Although occasionally I’d play with them a bit until they realised I was kidding and went off (remember my Egyptian friend Gamal who wasn’t happy when I sent him a photo of me and my pet hippogriff Buckbeak or another guy who I had convinced i was a three boobed alien?). Lately however I’ve found myself toying with these men more and more. It’s like no fuckboy scammer you aren’t getting a visa or money for a visa from me buddy. But you WILL get fucked with.

On that note I present Rehman who has totally believed my crazy arse story. It’s only that he has been a bit annoyed at my disappearing whilst on holiday that he’s gone quiet so I thought I may as well end it and post it here for your enjoyment.

I don’t think he quite got the message that no I don’t want to…

I don’t think he quite got the message that no I don’t want to meet him for what would likely be sex….

Well…. he has no sense of humour does he?

Well…. he has no sense of humour does he?

I call this the “I’ve been getting laid the past few…

I call this the “I’ve been getting laid the past few months so haven’t needed to be on an online dating site but now I’m not so I’m back so can I get a shag Ta?” message.

Um… Okay. Thanks for the random inspirational quotes…

Um… Okay. Thanks for the random inspirational quotes random internet stranger.

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I’m also totally modest and humble.

I’m also totally modest and humble.

Part 3 of 3. “Peter” was fun for awhile before he…

Part 3 of 3.

“Peter” was fun for awhile before he showed his true colours (and language)…

Part 2 of 3. “Peter” was fun for awhile before he…

Part 2 of 3.

“Peter” was fun for awhile before he showed his true colours (and language)…