Category: tagged

I’d not thought to look at my messages until tonight.

I don’t really know why he never bothered replying to me. I thought I sounded quite the catch?

Meet Akhmal. Poor old Akhmal has a glossary of new sex terms to use in the future. Unfortunately for him those terms are completely and utterly incorrect and made up by some horrible woman online, namely me. This is why tagged is such a brilliant site for trolling because you get all the men from overseas who know think that dogging sites are for mating their dogs and who think all women love a Kentucky Klondike bar and that terms like tossing the salad are the sort of things one should always mention in polite company.