Category: onlyontinder

I love a spot of midget throwing. Almost as mu…

I love a spot of midget throwing. Almost as much as I like making up backstories for random people.

He smooth AF ok? 👌

He smooth AF ok? 👌

Hmmmmm…..

Hmmmmm…..

Weird pic ✔️ Drugs not supplied ❌

Weird pic ✔️
Drugs not supplied ❌

I’m sure he has a valid reason for a taking a …

I’m sure he has a valid reason for a taking a piss in the bushes as tinder profile pic. I just can’t for the life of me work out what it could be….

Well I like slurpees….. 🤷‍♀️

Well I like slurpees….. 🤷‍♀️

Oh my god, same!

Oh my god, same!

I haven’t ever come across a pirate captain on…

I haven’t ever come across a pirate captain on tinder. Especially not one in a top hat. I quite like it though. However silly me pressed the wrong button so now I’m on a campaign- please find me the pirate man. (Unedited photo also posted.) If you know pirate man please get him to message me?

It’s true. I could. Actually I think I have. …

It’s true. I could. Actually I think I have. 👌

You know who’s going on the naughty list. Plu…

You know who’s going on the naughty list.

Plus you are a prick for matching me and then deleting me before I could tell you to be nice to Santa.