Category: onlinedating

I don’t really know why he never bothered repl…

I don’t really know why he never bothered replying to me. I thought I sounded quite the catch?

I thought I answered his questions perfectly w…

I thought I answered his questions perfectly well…. 🤷‍♀️

And here was me thinking I gave a perfectly ac…

And here was me thinking I gave a perfectly acceptable answer.

I truly have no idea whatsoever what he was tr…

I truly have no idea whatsoever what he was trying to achieve with that line I really, really don’t…. 🤔🙄

I don’t really feel he’s as invested in this m…

I don’t really feel he’s as invested in this marriage as I am.

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Meet Akhmal. Poor old Akhmal has a glossary of…

Meet Akhmal. Poor old Akhmal has a glossary of new sex terms to use in the future. Unfortunately for him those terms are completely and utterly incorrect and made up by some horrible woman online, namely me. This is why tagged is such a brilliant site for trolling because you get all the men from overseas who know think that dogging sites are for mating their dogs and who think all women love a Kentucky Klondike bar and that terms like tossing the salad are the sort of things one should always mention in polite company.

First he triggers me, then he deletes me? That…

First he triggers me, then he deletes me? That arsehole!!!!! 😡

I don’t know why he deleted me after that.

I don’t know why he deleted me after that.

I love a spot of midget throwing. Almost as mu…

I love a spot of midget throwing. Almost as much as I like making up backstories for random people.