Category: onlinedating

I don’t think he quite got the message that no I don’t want to…

I don’t think he quite got the message that no I don’t want to meet him for what would likely be sex….

Well…. he has no sense of humour does he?

Well…. he has no sense of humour does he?

I call this the “I’ve been getting laid the past few…

I call this the “I’ve been getting laid the past few months so haven’t needed to be on an online dating site but now I’m not so I’m back so can I get a shag Ta?” message.

Guess he didn’t like my options very much because…

Guess he didn’t like my options very much because he’s since blocked me. Shame I was going to give him option 3 come in and have tea with my mummy, daddy, nanny and poppy and the dog and her puppy.

Lmao! 👌

Lmao! 👌

Meet Richard. Or Dick as I prefer to call him. He doesn’t…

Meet Richard. Or Dick as I prefer to call him. He doesn’t take rejection well, has rage issues and a limited vocabulary and pedestrian basic AF insults. What a catch. Am I right ladies? Form an orderly line….

Um… Okay. Thanks for the random inspirational quotes…

Um… Okay. Thanks for the random inspirational quotes random internet stranger.

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I’m a bit sarcastic sometimes I know….

I’m a bit sarcastic sometimes I know….