Category: meatme

How am I not a catch….?

How am I not a catch….?

Hi do you have a small dick? Waiting for ans- …

Hi do you have a small dick? Waiting for ans- oh wait, I don’t *need* to wait, I know you have a tiny lil peen! I dunno, just doesn’t seem to me that it’s the sort of thing one would ask someone straight up.

Or is it just me readers?

Well Franki (who spells their name that way an…

Well Franki (who spells their name that way anyways?!) B I’d tell you if you’d accept my reply that I like nights because I like to bathe in the full moon’s glow while I sacrifice fuckboys to the dark lord…. shame I can’t tell him. But as this appears to be a common opening line on “meetme” like “nice to meet you” is on “tagged” I’ll tell the next dude to ask me this….

When you totally ruin their pickup line on pur…

When you totally ruin their pickup line on purpose…. 😈

Huh?

Huh?

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Don’t know why he deleted or blocked me after that. Surely…

Don’t know why he deleted or blocked me after that. Surely it was a fair reply….

Deja vu…. P.S I didn’t wish to scar you with the…

Deja vu….

P.S I didn’t wish to scar you with the dick pics. I mean they’re not bad as such but we don’t need to see.

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