Category: funny

whenever i’m about to make a bad choice i remind myself of dr. phils go-to line of, “i…

whenever i’m about to make a bad choice i remind myself of dr. phils go-to line of, “i don’t ask myself why u did it i ask myself why not?”

remember in high school how big of a deal it was if a rumour spread about u hooking up with…

remember in high school how big of a deal it was if a rumour spread about u hooking up with someone

now in college i gotta spread my own rumours about me cuz i don’t get any

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Ummmm….?

Ummmm….?

i wonder if the text convos in the show catfish are real or if the editor just makes it up based on…

i wonder if the text convos in the show catfish are real or if the editor just makes it up based on how the people describe them.

if that’s the case then I’ve found my new dream job.

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anyone else get “have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon” stuck in your head on loop…

anyone else get “have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon” stuck in your head on loop for approximately a week at least twice a year

life as we know it

life as we know it

ya ever just look @ urself in the mirror and think “toasty”

ya ever just look @ urself in the mirror and think 

“toasty”

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Meet my soulmate and future husband. Any dog lover and…

Meet my soulmate and future husband. Any dog lover and especially dog owner is my type of guy.