Category: fuckboi

I don’t think he quite got the message that no I don’t want to…

I don’t think he quite got the message that no I don’t want to meet him for what would likely be sex….

I call this the “I’ve been getting laid the past few…

I call this the “I’ve been getting laid the past few months so haven’t needed to be on an online dating site but now I’m not so I’m back so can I get a shag Ta?” message.

Don’t know who this is but clearly the fact that I hadn’t…

Don’t know who this is but clearly the fact that I hadn’t replied to his random message in my other’s folder got him sad. Well maybe he shouldn’t go round sending dick pics to women who don’t even know who he is. Hence my having blacked out the NSFW parts but not his face. Because it would be quite ironic if this got reblogged and somehow found its way to him…. If it did here’s my message for him: fuck off with the unwanted dick pics you dick.

Guess he didn’t like my options very much because…

Guess he didn’t like my options very much because he’s since blocked me. Shame I was going to give him option 3 come in and have tea with my mummy, daddy, nanny and poppy and the dog and her puppy.

Meet Richard. Or Dick as I prefer to call him. He doesn’t…

Meet Richard. Or Dick as I prefer to call him. He doesn’t take rejection well, has rage issues and a limited vocabulary and pedestrian basic AF insults. What a catch. Am I right ladies? Form an orderly line….

Don’t know why he deleted or blocked me after that. Surely…

Don’t know why he deleted or blocked me after that. Surely it was a fair reply….

PART 2 OF 2: I was enjoying myself a lot on this one and I…

PART 2 OF 2:

I was enjoying myself a lot on this one and I could have continued this forever and a day!

PART 1 OF 2: I was enjoying myself a lot on this one and I…

PART 1 OF 2:

I was enjoying myself a lot on this one and I could have continued this forever and a day!

Tinder guy: Hi A. What are you doing on the weekend of the 14th?

Tinder guy: Hi A. What are you doing on the weekend of the 14th?
Me: Not much I don’t think.
Tinder guy: Cool. Wanna do me?

Deja vu…. P.S I didn’t wish to scar you with the…

Deja vu….

P.S I didn’t wish to scar you with the dick pics. I mean they’re not bad as such but we don’t need to see.