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Meet Akhmal. Poor old Akhmal has a glossary of…

Meet Akhmal. Poor old Akhmal has a glossary of new sex terms to use in the future. Unfortunately for him those terms are completely and utterly incorrect and made up by some horrible woman online, namely me. This is why tagged is such a brilliant site for trolling because you get all the men from overseas who know think that dogging sites are for mating their dogs and who think all women love a Kentucky Klondike bar and that terms like tossing the salad are the sort of things one should always mention in polite company.

First he triggers me, then he deletes me? That…

First he triggers me, then he deletes me? That arsehole!!!!! 😡

I don’t know why he deleted me after that.

I don’t know why he deleted me after that.

He got a bit mad when I joked about his stupid…

He got a bit mad when I joked about his stupid pickup line. In the end I took pity on him and since he clearly didn’t seem to know how to delete me or ignore me I deleted him. Aren’t I kind?

He got a bit mad when I joked about his stupid…

He got a bit mad when I joked about his stupid pickup line. In the end I took pity on him and since he clearly didn’t seem to know how to delete me or ignore me I deleted him. Aren’t I kind?

He got a bit mad when I joked about his stupid…

He got a bit mad when I joked about his stupid pickup line. In the end I took pity on him and since he clearly didn’t seem to know how to delete me or ignore me I deleted him. Aren’t I kind?

That is rather specific mate…….

That is rather specific mate…….

Dunno why he deleted me. I thought we were get…

Dunno why he deleted me. I thought we were getting on fab. Men- they just do not make any sense to me…. 🤷‍♀️ And just when I was about to tell him I’d taken a pregnancy test and it was positive which was weird what with me being a virgin and all. I was going to explain God had chosen me and I was the next Virgin Mary. Sadly that story will be for the next soul to try a shit pickup line or be a sleazy fuckboy to me…..

Dunno why he deleted me. I thought we were get…

Dunno why he deleted me. I thought we were getting on fab. Men- they just do not make any sense to me…. 🤷‍♀️ And just when I was about to tell him I’d taken a pregnancy test and it was positive which was weird what with me being a virgin and all. I was going to explain God had chosen me and I was the next Virgin Mary. Sadly that story will be for the next soul to try a shit pickup line or be a sleazy fuckboy to me…..