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I actually don’t. In fact I think I’d be lucky to name a couple of each of their songs. But it was enough to scare Bobby boy away….

He seems lovely right? 🤔

Yeah Jock I don’t think you should give up your day job for poetry…..

His loss- he could have invested in my lovely new invention…. 🤷‍♀️

He blocked me after that. Which was no fun as I had a whole more story to tell him. 🙁

Made a SKOUT profile as an alien asking if anyone was “DTRA51.” This fuckboys so proud of his dick that not even my smartarse pic could deter him from wanting to show of his pride and joy. I’ve not replied because no, no I do not want to see your dick mate. Creeps & fuckboys… 🙄🤦‍♀️

Dear Carl, you are a fuckwit. From me.

‪Absolute fucking joke! I didn’t violate TOS because, & I cant stress this enough, I WASNT USING MY ACCOUNT. As for no appeal process that’s bloody ridiculous. Thankfully I didn’t have a paid subscription. Sure as hell wouldn’t recommend tinder to anyone ever. It I’d been doing anything or using it then I’d be less annoyed but I haven’t been so it’s pretty hard to see how I could have possibly done anything wrong.