Category: badpickuplines

I thought I answered his questions perfectly w…

I thought I answered his questions perfectly well…. 🤷‍♀️

And here was me thinking I gave a perfectly ac…

And here was me thinking I gave a perfectly acceptable answer.

I don’t really feel he’s as invested in this m…

I don’t really feel he’s as invested in this marriage as I am.

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First he triggers me, then he deletes me? That…

First he triggers me, then he deletes me? That arsehole!!!!! 😡

I don’t know why he deleted me after that.

I don’t know why he deleted me after that.

Ummmm…. not the worst pickup line. Not …

Ummmm…. not the worst pickup line. Not necessarily the best either….

I mean I’d be a little more impressed with tha…

I mean I’d be a little more impressed with that line if he’d spelt it correctly……

UGHHHH. That is all.

UGHHHH. That is all.

Any time I can educate randoms on random anima…

Any time I can educate randoms on random animal facts whilst also trolling them is a good day for me. 👍