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I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

………my friend has made me curious

help me roger

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

let’s do it, roger

Roger helppppp

I need you Roger!

ROGER PLEASE

Roger, baby, won’t you help me out?

roger please 

Come on Roger, bring us that luck please. 🤞

Roger, babe.. please

Roger, I need ya buddy

hey gamers

ymirsbian:

how do i add a gf to my inventory?

cluttercrag: jadelyn: unpicasso: probably my favorite thing abt being a millennial is that i can…

cluttercrag:

jadelyn:

unpicasso:

probably my favorite thing abt being a millennial is that i can lie on my resume abt shit like being proficient in excel bc i have the common sense to just google anything i dont know how to do which gives me a giant fucking edge over gen x in the job market bc somehow that strategy never occurs to employers and my underqualified ass looks like steve jobs every time i use a youtube tutorial to make a spreadsheet

Everyone in my office sings my praises for what I can do with excel for this exact reason, even though I joke with them that “I have no idea how to do that – but give me half an hour and an internet connection and I’ll figure something out for you.” I even once specifically said in response to my grandboss commenting on my excel skills, “You do realize that I just like…google stuff when you ask me to do something with excel that I don’t know how to do, right?”

But his praise didn’t change at all. There was no “Wait, that’s all it is?”

Instead, he said “Yes, but the fact that you think to do that – and that you know exactly how to phrase your searches and how to sift through the results to get the right answer, and you then integrate what you’ve learned and use it going forward – is still so much more than any of the rest of us [the other 5 ppl on my team are all mid-40s and up] can do. To you, it’s “just googling stuff,” but it’s still a unique and valuable skill you bring, so don’t shrug off the compliments so cavalierly, okay?“

And this was coming from an executive with an MBA. Don’t undervalue your googling skills, kids. It’s not lying if you know you can figure it out.

top tier search skills: finding the source of a rare meme

are we not gonna acknowledge the part where you said you had a “grandboss”

marxferatu:

marxferatu:

clairidryl: powerburial: bro do u really have to circle it when…

clairidryl:

powerburial:

bro do u really have to circle it when it’s the only thing in the picture

That’s it’s aura

onionmango:neither, they are nothing without each other this is…

onionmango:

neither, they are nothing without each other

this is the hardest question i have been fronted with in years honestly

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pokefan211: panic-at-the-dickhole: pre-med-timelord: atheistnex…

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atheistnextdoor:

The fabulous Target Troll strikes again!

The last one was great!

FRITO-LAY COMING FOR BLOOD OMH

Who else thinks Frito-Lay wrote a big book of comebacks just to deal with these idiots

alright now i know where i’m applying for my next internship