Yes I posted my pizza troll here like I do all of them. Well most. But I tend to post them on my facey first or in my group. My friend just happened to really like that one and said can she post it in groups. I said yes as long as you scribble my name out. So sorry to disappoint but yes it’s real, I’m real, and Kim’s story of the post (I.e her getting it off my fb page) is also real. Sorry to ruin your fun detective work.
ANON SUBMISSION: She wrote that the dates on tagged are quite outta whack as they’re never in order but added does she just send the simon Cowell it’s a no from me meme to him?
ME: Guessing he can’t take a hint?
Hi do you have a small dick? Waiting for ans- oh wait, I don’t *need* to wait, I know you have a tiny lil peen! I dunno, just doesn’t seem to me that it’s the sort of thing one would ask someone straight up.
Or is it just me readers?
I hope he gets it. For those of you who may not know or remember Navman is or was a gps. Unlike old mate Lovedeep.
person: How are you?
me: i literally have no idea
Well Franki (who spells their name that way anyways?!) B I’d tell you if you’d accept my reply that I like nights because I like to bathe in the full moon’s glow while I sacrifice fuckboys to the dark lord…. shame I can’t tell him. But as this appears to be a common opening line on “meetme” like “nice to meet you” is on “tagged” I’ll tell the next dude to ask me this….