Author: Fat Girls Guide To Dating, Life, Love & In Between

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I feel like it’s a conspiracy: whenever I’m totally over him and don’t even think about him he goes and messages me. That bloody man! 🙄

I don’t really know why he never bothered repl…

I don’t really know why he never bothered replying to me. I thought I sounded quite the catch?

I really enjoy your content and your responses…

I really enjoy your content and your responses to all those dickheads, you seem like a cool and a funny lady I’m not even sure how you haven’t found someone yet but I’m pretty sure whoever keeps you company in real life has heaps of fun

Aww thank you. I think I’m still kind of f’d up from my last relationship so I haven’t been taking the whole online dating thing seriously but I’m getting better so one day soon I might.

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Tinder guy: Hi A. DTF?

Me: Not really, I have found guys that are too lazy to type out actual phrases- like DTF- are likely also lazy in bed.

Tinder guy: oh okay, so down to fuck then.

Me: OMFG no. Why do I always match with the sex crazed ones? FML. GTFOH dude.

Tinder guy: Fuck off physco [sic].

Me: LOL.

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myxandme:

I thought I answered his questions perfectly w…

I thought I answered his questions perfectly well…. 🤷‍♀️

And here was me thinking I gave a perfectly ac…

And here was me thinking I gave a perfectly acceptable answer.

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Is it OK to taunt people by saying they have a…

Is it OK to taunt people by saying they have a small penis? I worry that it's body shaming. Micropenis is a real thing and I imagine that it's not easy to live with in a society that laughs at them. Sorry : I really enjoy your work in general. I just got a bit anxious about this one

Good question. I do try not to body shame but I didn’t think about this. Generally I’d say it after they go on about a big dick but sometimes I say it other times. I don’t imagine it bothers them unless it’s true. But I’ll have to think on this. Ta. 👌