Tinder guy: Hi A. DTF?
Me: Not really, I have found guys that are too lazy to type out actual phrases- like DTF- are likely also lazy in bed.
Tinder guy: oh okay, so down to fuck then.
Me: OMFG no. Why do I always match with the sex crazed ones? FML. GTFOH dude.
Tinder guy: Fuck off physco [sic].