The real college experience

kaijuno:

theonlybrunetteweasley:

kaijuno:

– Depression nap at noon
– “I haven’t been to that class in 2 weeks lmao”
– sometimes ya just see ppl crying and that’s okay
– sometimes ya just see ppl napping and that’s okay
– DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG SOMEONE IS WALKING THEIR DOG ON CAMPUS THIS IS NOT A DRILL
– “Is it free?”
– “will there be free food?”
– profs walking in late, hungover in pajamas
– profs saying the fuck word and the freshies being surprised
– *prof walks in 15 minutes late* “y’all want some milk duds”
– a second Depression nap
– finding a lost temple in the middle of the campus gardens and using it as a study and napping spot
– seriously why has no one else found this spot
– accidentally getting locked into a building because you studied until 3am and you have to escape through a fire escape on the second floor
– Hammock Squad™
– witnessing a mental breakdown at least once a semester
– IHOP at 2am with the squad
– having to throw away your favorite water bottle because it smells like the alcohol you drank that one time you almost died on homecoming week
– the apartment 2 doors down is having a party and they saw you walking to get your mail and invited you and now you’re drunk and sitting on the floor with their dog
– The Weed Smell
– The First Crossfaded Experience
– everyone’s gay
– that one prof you become best friends with and ppl wonder if y’all are fuckin but in reality y’all are probably just chillin and watchin cowboy bebop or some shit

Today I saw a nipple pasty chillin on the ground in the rain

God what a mood