@i-am-a-fish is taking a paid day off today. I will be your sub for this evening, maybe forever who knows.
You know….fish never gives us homework so you don’t have to either….
I’m assigning five algebras
Fish let’s us eat in class so is it cool if I use ur microwave for this pizza?
No. You can eat the pizza but no microwaves are allowed in my school. Use your body heat and saliva to warm it up.
did teach leave the seating assignment?
No. Nobody sits. We squat the entire period, we develop powerful calf muscles.
Can I get a pass to the restroom? Fish usually let’s me go
No. Do it in your hands.
Was that the lunch bell? *starts packing things up*
Hey you. Stop packing up. Nobody leaves untill I’ve finished reading my manga.
burns your manga
Child, you have absolutely ruined my manga.
*Throws away manga ashes*
why would you do that I’m already really upset that was really unnecessary
*eats the sub*
You know what that is it. You all really did it this time.
You ruined my hot body, and what’s worse, you ruined my manga. As punishment for all of your rambunctious behavior I’m no longer going to be your sub. Don’t even try to talk me out of it my decision is final.
YAY GOOD BYE 🙂
Wait but my feelings